"Grab that coffee for me, will you? No, the---don't open the
blinds! ...Yes. Thank you."
The first words that were heard over the PA system in the Institute's early morning were far more unprofessional than the Head Doctor usually allowed his daytime guise to be. As the sun began to peek over the mountains that surrounded the valley that Landel's was situated in the middle of, the sound of him taking a sip of coffee was painfully obvious in both action and reason.
"What? ....It's on. OH. Ha!" The Head Doctor laughed nervously as his chair creaked underneath him and he seemed to straighten in his seat despite the fact that no patient could see him. "Good morning, patients, and it would seem we are at the dawn of a new...."
He seemed to pause, then lower his voice slightly.
"...a new day. Sunday, to be exact. Yes, we have a multitude of fun activities lined up for you today, as well as a big surprise during this first shift! Speaking of which, as many of you might know from having diligently checked the schedule posted up on the bulletin board, today will not start off with breakfast but, instead, with some time set aside for peace and meditation. If you feel you would be better able to reflect upon your life in the chapel upstairs, you are free to come---in fact, encouraged! No particular service subscribing to any particular religion is held there; one of our doctors simply oversees the proceedings to make sure everyone stays peaceful and well-behaved."
He paused, then seemed to allow his words to smoothly roll out of his mouth.
"After all.... The chapel is going to be the site of a
very big surprise for all patients, new and old. I of course highly recommend that you come, if only so that you don't miss out on anything.... important."
He seemed to make a noise of pain and the sound of him getting up and opening a door could be heard.
"Lydia? Get me something for this head---yes, thank you."
Footsteps could be heard as he walked back to the microphone. He seemed to be acting fairly carelessly today, and he almost seemed excited--giddy, even through the painful haze of his hangover.
"Ah, excuse me for that interruption. Headache, you know? Ahem. As I was saying... breakfast will be served along with lunch in the form of an all-you-can-eat brunch during our second dayshift. Sounds scrumptious, doesn't it? And, to add further to our busy--but fun-filled!--day, our third and fourth shifts shall be periods for visitation! Yes! Many of you have friends and family scheduled to see you today, some of whom I'm sure many of you haven't seen in a very long time."
There had perhaps been a double meaning to that last comment, a sinister note apparent even through seemingly well-meaning words. He cleared his throat, then continued.
"Ah, yes, and I nearly forgot in my anticipation---we have a new batch of patients! Some...
big batches of patients, actually." He seemed to pull out a drawer, then procure a list of names from it. "Ah! Here we are! Arthur Fairbrook, Paul Pritchett, Seto Kiyoshi, Jack Ripley, Jack Patterson, Bobby Wright, Rick Barnes, Janet Weiss, Julia Kline, Paul Fortune, and...."
He paused, then gave out a long sigh.
"Leeroy Jenkins. Of course." He seemed to put the list away again before turning back to the microphone. Although one might have imagined a strained smile on his face, his good mood seemed to override even his usual annoyance at those particular names that seemed to stand out to him. It was in a pleasant tone that he said:
"I believe that is all for now. Remember: Big things are afoot! I hope you all have a wonderful day."
The intercom clicked off.