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As he opened the door, Dib cried out in disgust. "Eugh! It REEKS!" Clamping his nose with his free hand, Dib scanned the place with the flashlight. The light wasn't as strong as Dib would have liked, but he could still see the rusty sinks and stalls. "I think it's safe to say we're in a bathroom," Dib remarked sheepishly, his voice plugged up comically. "That'll explain the horrible smell. But even the Skool bathrooms don't smell this bad. Casually, he walked up to one of the sinks and turned on the faucet.

Instead of rusty bathroom water, rusty blood came out.

Dib jumped back in shock. However, he swiftly then took out the notebook he had been carrying in his coat and jotted down some notes. "Maybe the institution is a feeding ground for vampires," he speculated, with both terror and excitement, "or maybe it's haunted by Chupacabra ghosts from the beyond! Man, if I live through this, the Swollen Eyeball Society will have a field day with this... and maybe Agent Dark Booty will forgive me for annoying him yesterday!"

The intercom gave its cheery jingle just before the Head Doctor's equally buoyant voice rang through the halls.

"Ah, and finally, our day is coming to a close! Rooms and roommates have been reassigned with care, though what great partnership can start without a good meal? Ah, yes, after the nurses escort all of our patients, new and old, back to their proper rooms, everyone will have the chance to enjoy a savory chicken pot pie, full of peas, carrots, potatoes, and of course, chicken. On the side, we'll have buttery corn on the cob and green beans, and to drink, you may choose from the regular slew of water, milk, or assorted juices, which your nurse will bring to you.

"I believe that's all for now! Phew, long day, huh? I know I'll be happy to get some sleep, and thank you to all our vigilant doctors and nurses, although Dr. House seems to have gone AWOL... Hmm... Well, in any case, have a good dinner, everyone!"

The intercom clicked off again as the nurses began organizing the patients for the small trek back to their rooms.

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