The intercom jingle arrived on the dot of the hour, ringing clear and polished like a silver bell. Sounds of papers rustling and a throat clearing followed before the Head Doctor's voice came through, a harsh agitation present beneath the cordial tone.
"Ah, good evening, everyone. You remember our, um, 'nasty bug' problem earlier in the day? Well, it seems some of our patients have fallen ill. Now, this is no cause for actual concern--we're not dealing with a mutant strain of the bird flu or the like."
Thank goodness, was the insinuation.
"But I do want to remind everyone the importance of cleanliness. The staff is on-call 24/7 for your health and well-being, but we're hardly omnipotent--"
"Ah, good evening, everyone. You remember our, um, 'nasty bug' problem earlier in the day? Well, it seems some of our patients have fallen ill. Now, this is no cause for actual concern--we're not dealing with a mutant strain of the bird flu or the like."
Thank goodness, was the insinuation.
"But I do want to remind everyone the importance of cleanliness. The staff is on-call 24/7 for your health and well-being, but we're hardly omnipotent--"
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