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damned_institute2009-10-12 07:32 pm
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Nightshift 44: Men's Bathrooms (M01-M40)
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Bursting through the door with Piper in tow, Bart couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, even though they weren't technically out of the woods just yet. At least there were sinks in here, so they could clean up any...uh, messes that might be accidentally created.
Weirdest thing, wasn't it? He could punch out zombies with hardly a care in the world, but bring up such a basic bodily function and he got totally squicked. It was completely justified, though: speedsters just didn't get sick, so it wasn't like Bart would have had any personal experience with this kind of thing even if he hadn't been brought up in a completely controlled, sterilized laboratory environment.
Bursting through the door with Piper in tow, Bart couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, even though they weren't technically out of the woods just yet. At least there were sinks in here, so they could clean up any...uh, messes that might be accidentally created.
Weirdest thing, wasn't it? He could punch out zombies with hardly a care in the world, but bring up such a basic bodily function and he got totally squicked. It was completely justified, though: speedsters just didn't get sick, so it wasn't like Bart would have had any personal experience with this kind of thing even if he hadn't been brought up in a completely controlled, sterilized laboratory environment.

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Oh, so this was why working with people outside the hero community was a bad idea...Bart had always kept to himself or worked in small teams before, so he hadn't realized.
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...no, really. It was right there in his core programming, nestled between the visual detection and cowardice subroutines. Probably even had a little label on it.
"Because you don't know where we're going so you can't go first, and you don't have any weapons or sensory abilities so you can't go last," Scourge announced smugly. "If you want to take the back and get eaten by whatever's coming up behind us you can, but that wouldn't do the rest of us any good." Now hush and let the grownups talk, hero.
Blade held ahead of them, Scourge went back to the bathroom door and poked his head outside, then waved to the humans behind him. "Nobody's outside. Come on."
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