Woah, hold on a second! "You - You don't do any background checks?"
Yuffie blinked, utterly baffled. That was like asking to be taken advantage of! It'd be one thing if the supposed goddess looked like she kicked ass, but she didn't - she really didn't. Actually, she looked like a preteen. Unless she really was a preteen, but in this place, you never really knew until it came back and bit you.
Realizing that she'd stopped tearing in favor of staring, Yuffie prodded herself back into action. Slow, methodical tearing, pretending that every inch was one of Landel's body parts. "Well, at least you know three things about her now," she said eventually, trying to force her eyebrows down. "One, her name. Two, what she looks like. And three, that she's frigid like a liquid nitrogen sundae. That's one customer I wouldn't want back."
One customer she wouldn't want even to begin with, more like.
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Yuffie blinked, utterly baffled. That was like asking to be taken advantage of! It'd be one thing if the supposed goddess looked like she kicked ass, but she didn't - she really didn't. Actually, she looked like a preteen. Unless she really was a preteen, but in this place, you never really knew until it came back and bit you.
Realizing that she'd stopped tearing in favor of staring, Yuffie prodded herself back into action. Slow, methodical tearing, pretending that every inch was one of Landel's body parts. "Well, at least you know three things about her now," she said eventually, trying to force her eyebrows down. "One, her name. Two, what she looks like. And three, that she's frigid like a liquid nitrogen sundae. That's one customer I wouldn't want back."
One customer she wouldn't want even to begin with, more like.