http://onefellbeast.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] onefellbeast.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_institute2009-06-30 08:33 pm

Dayshift 42: Bill's Hardware

[From here]

The first store to really catch his attention was one that appeared to carry various items used for repair. Some Takasugi was familiar with while others he'd never seen before. From the window, he could already spot a few that could prove to be of use to him, provided he could figure out how to acquire them without any cash. The institution had only given him a few coupons, none of which had the store's name on it nor seemed to name any destinations he had actually wanted to visit at some point in the day.

After a quick glance to make sure he wasn't being followed by the nurses (or by a certain Vice Commander he had spotted on his way to here who had been unmistakable in a shade of orange blinding enough that even someone with poor depth perception couldn't miss), Takasugi stepped inside to get a better look. A few stares were cast his way at the bandages, but no one approached him with inane questions or vapid attempts at conversation, something he was grateful for as he casually strolled down the aisles, inspecting the nails first.

They weren't optimal, especially to a samurai whose sword had been like an arm to him for over a decade, but he could snatch enough of them to do considerable damage to the flesh. Even if they were blunt, he would be able to put enough strength and momentum into his swing to draw blood. The hammers were another option but more difficult to conceal anywhere on his body.

He continued to browse, fingers running along each new tool to test the sharpness, his smile increasing as he quickly came upon a set of saws. Now, that was more like what he had in mind.

[Reserved for Mami's little girl Kagura]

THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM

[identity profile] 16hitmagnum.livejournal.com 2009-06-30 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
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"Hey mister," Kagura leaned on the counter to talk to the shopkeeper. "Where do you keep the candy?"

And of course the shopkeeper told her that this wasn't a candy shop, this was a hardware store. She knew that. She wasn't that stupid. But it was cold outside and she didn't want to go to another store. So she decided to demand candy from any store. ANY STORE. Someone must at least have a stick of gum.

"Don't worry about the details, mister. I'm not picky." Ironically, she was picking her nose. "I take hard candy too."

The shopkeeper made some comment about people from the loonybin.

"I bet you hide the candy." She looked around. "I bet you hide them in the shelf next to the hacksaws which should be kept out of the reach of children like me, you basta--" It was then when she saw a familiar sight, sans the familiar pair of legs that launched a thousand terrorist ships (and helicopters with visually-impaired people for gunners/pilots).

"AHHH! It's you!"

YOUR INBOX IS A PEDO

[identity profile] 16hitmagnum.livejournal.com 2009-07-01 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
That the man was already in the condition to walk around after getting more injuries than Kagura was something she should be wary about. Kagura's sword wound healed a lot slower than normal, for a Yato. On the other hand he got hit on the head pretty hard and had to get dragged out of the room after the battle. Evil and creepy as he was, he was a normal human being and shouldn't be able to heal that fast.

Yes, Kagura should be worried, but she was too busy staring up the man's nostrils and wondering if this was the perfect time to knee him in the balls. The next thought that crossed her mind was whether or not he had balls in the first place. And she would have found out, had one word not piqued her interest:

Shiroyasha.

She knew that this was something he called Gintoki, but not why. She knew that Gintoki, Zura and he had a past together, but Kagura never really asked Gintoki about it. Gintoki was the type of man who, during his random bouts of Shounen Jump heroism, put a premium on the present and what was right in front of them. The Gintoki of the past was unknown to her. And while this was probably the perfect opportunity to ask, she was the type of heroine who put a premium on finding ways to bully other people over finding out things that might be helpful on future plot developments.

"Shiroyasha?" she asked innocently. "What's that? The half-demon boy with the fluffy ears and the overcompensating sword? I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff.

[identity profile] 16hitmagnum.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
She had two eyes to glare at him, which made her superior somehow. If he really was Gintoki's friend from the past then she was betting that he lost his eye for a very stupid reason, like they were drunk and he tried to hit on a sharp picket fence.

"I told you," she said, hands on her hips. "I don't know any Shiroyashas. That's why you're going to tell me."

[identity profile] 16hitmagnum.livejournal.com 2009-07-05 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
She watched him touch that saw and now she's pretty sure that if ever he attacked her and won (haha, fat chance) he would leave her virginity alone. He had a thing for sharp and pointy objects, this man. And she didn't have any sharp and pointy objects on her at all.

He took her for someone stupid, didn't he? Just because she looked cute and innocent doesn't mean he should think that she's stupid. Well, she wasn't. She knew Gintoki was never going to tell her, which is why she wanted him to tell her. He may or may not lie about this but at least she knew... for the sake of tormenting Gintoki with this information.

"I'm not playing!" She stepped in front of him to stress her point (and to make him stop forming intimate relationships with that saw). "And I don't care what Gin-chan thinks, so tell me already!"

[identity profile] 16hitmagnum.livejournal.com 2009-07-19 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
That much she knew. She saw him kill. He didn't feel any guilt or sorrow. There was a lot of screaming and crying for his mother involved, but then the creature being killed were giant cockroaches. She couldn't blame him when she did the same.

As for his deadly fangs, well, Gintoki could brush his teeth more.

So Kagura came to the conclusion that this man knew something, but nothing important. She would have been more suspicious if he were less creepy and cryptic but it's his nature to be creepy and cryptic and hers to lose interest in complicated things.

And that smile was creeping her out. One too many horrible memories were associated with that smile. Maybe (one of her more intelligent decisions for that day) she should back out from this one.

But not without a fight.

So she kicked him in the shin, called him a stupid pervert, and ran off, leaving him with his sharp and pointy friends.

[identity profile] stiffserpent.livejournal.com 2009-06-30 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Snake knew that in town, he had two main goals. The first would be to collect supplies he wouldn't be able to collect in the building; the second would be to find anything out. The third, and most distant, but most immediately appealing prospect was to find something to smoke. By now, he'd easily flushed the worst of the cravings from his system, but it didn't feel right to go on a mission without a pack of cigarettes.

The hardware store looked like the most likely place to find weapons, so he ended up starting there. Of course, anything obvious would get confiscated, which begged problems - but, he wondered, how did Fox manage to get hold of a sword?

With care, Snake eased into the shelves carrying miscellaneous nails and screws, and gathered up a handful of wickedly thick ones. How was he going to smuggle these out?