http://whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_institute2009-04-05 02:35 pm

Day 40: Lunch

*hobble wobble*

"Damn that SCOURGE!" Starscream cried out, the slowly-filling cafeteria producing a jarring echo of his raspy voice. His limping, already bad enough from not knowing how to properly use his crutches, was now exacerbated from the injuries he'd received the shift prior. Despite the gauges in his non-casted leg so lovingly provided by the aforementioned 'patient', Starscream could still put some weight on it, but not so much that he could really stop and rest; relieving the soreness under his arms was out of the question. The nurse that walked behind him with his tray, already upset at having to deal with yet another troublesome inmate, was growing rather impatient as his charge slowly made his way down the food line.

"Just...give me a standard serving of the aquatic creature's flesh, some of those fried potato slices, two bananas, and three bottles of juice," Starscream sighed, his anger from just a moment ago assuaged by the physical exertion needed to move the way he did. "I'm going to sit down here...bring it to me when you're done."

He was hardly surprised to find that one of the bananas was completely bruised along its inner curve, or that the handful of 'chips' on his plate were all on the small side. Tired and frustrated as he was, however, he could barely muster a 'damned flesh-creature' before moving his fingers to the plate, picking one of the longer 'chips' and shoving it into his mouth listlessly.

There was an unusually high concentration of sodium chloride crystals on it. Of COURSE.

[For Tony Stark]

[identity profile] mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Finally making it back to her seat, Yukari sat down, smiling triumphantly (and more than a little lopsidedly). The grin gradually faded as she watched Evangeline calmly reach over and take her plate. The youkai looked at her fish, then down at the empty tray where her plate once was.

There was a reason this was a problem. Yukari was sure of it. She just wasn't sure what. She needed the plate to... to... the plate. It was for putting things on. Things like fish. Right. She needed the plate to put the stolen fish on. Because...

Checking her theory, Yukari opened her mouth as wide as possible and brought the stolen fillet up to it. Nope, definitely not.

She needed the plate to put the stolen fish on because she couldn't fit the whole thing in her mouth. But now she didn't have a plate. So what was she supposed to put the fish on? And why couldn't she fit the whole thing in her mouth?

Finally reaching a conclusion, Yukari gave the girl a rather hurt look.

"Y-, you-, you're cheating!"