Day 33: Doctor's Office 8 [Dr. Disraeli] [4th Shift]

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And now for the last.

Having had more problems than expected from his first patient of the day, Jizabel was unfortunately not expecting anything better from Mr. Peter Cullen. Things had been going far too well with his Tuesday and Wednesday patients, so it stood that the third day would naturally prove more difficult that the rest. Wasn't the third time the charm, or some such rubbish like that?

A few items had been removed from his coat and placed on his desk for consideration as he waited for Mr. Cullen's arrival. The thought that he'd yet to be attacked by any patient was never far from mind, so it would not hurt to be a little more than careful with the last. There hadn't once been a time when even Jizabel had managed a perfect record for controlling his victims, and those had been specimens he'd hand-selected. It had been a miracle he'd not earned the anger of anyone during their first meetings. That was sure to change either here or once the next week came.

The items were placed back in position with minor adjustments just prior to the rapping at his door. Dr. Disraeli settled a bit into his chair before calling that they may enter.

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"Ah," was about all Dr. Disraeli could say to that. Now his patient was speaking about other races - aliens as it were.

Did he honestly never wonder what had brought him to this facility in the first place?

A little more interest sparked for Jizabel when "HK-47" began speaking on the body's structure rather than the classification that was human. That was more Jizabel's specialty, the body. "What do you find so terrible about it?"

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Oooh, that meatbag had no idea what sort of rant he'd just brought upon himself. "Elaboration: The lack of durability, lack of outer armor to protect structural components, necessity of long periods of shut down every day for proper function, the large amounts of fuel of varied types that must be ingested and processed in a wasteful and messy process..." HK had to take a breath, "the necessity of breathing for intake of additional fuel for cellular processes, the intersection between the windpipe and the esophagus which creates the possibility of fuel entering the lungs purely by mistake..." That covered the skeletal, respiratory, and digestive systems, on to the rest... "Lack of sensitivity and range in all senses, making it impossible to detect certain invariably fatal poisons, radiation and gasses. Blinking is irritating, as is the lack of ability to focus and track multiple targets at once.

"And, to consolidate the rest of the extensive list, I shall merely give the remaining highlights: sunburns, sneezing, body temperature, inebriation, nausea, and the occasional pain and eternal embarassment of the terribly designed reproductive organs." HK actually grimaced, before returning to his normal blank look. "Query: Need I continue, meatbag?"

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He allowed for his elbow to rest on the desktop while his chin leaned into his hand, listening as "HK-47" took a remarkably unique approach to describing the Human body. He was right in everything relayed, from the outside to the in, but Jizabel could not help how amusing it was. It was as though an extremely whiny child had decided that proper functions were too much of a hassle and just didn't want to do them anymore. He had to wonder if "HK-47" had ever once crossed his arms and refused to breathe until his face turned blue.

When the patient asked if he should continue, Dr. Disraeli gave him the brightest grin imaginable, "If you wish, but first, do tell me if you've ever experienced intercourse?"

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"Disgust: Oh no, not this again!" Every time this was mentioned, HK felt a little more like wishing he could spontaneously combust, just to get a little peace and quiet and maybe destroy all the perverted meatbags in the process. "Statement: You are now the fifth meatbag to pester me with this subject, and it gets no more persuasive with repition. Do try and look at this from my point of view, if that's even possible for a meatbag, what with all of the disgusting things that they find so appealing." HK had seen meatbag intercourse before, and that was as close as he wanted to get to the idea! "The only comparison I can think of at the moment would be a meatbag such as yourself being asked repeatedly if you have ever experienced intercourse with a small domesticated animal. The idea is disgusting, no matter what hormones the meatbag body might produce as a result of the actual thing."

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"Then you must realize it is a subject of great interest," he said first, but then allowed for the patient to continue with his irritated reply. Unfortunately for "HK-47", Jizabel had seen things worse than 'sex with housepets' and knew or even worse. "There are humans who have done so, believe it or not, and also those who would have intercourse with the dead. They even have names - Zoophilia for animals, and Necrophilia for corpses."

He really shouldn't have been explaining things like this to someone who was insane - it might put ideas into his already messed up head - but he'd already begun. Might as well finish then.

"There are also social taboos, such as incest, though it occurs far more frequently than many would be willing to admit," he explained, hoping that the term here would not need explanation, "Intercourse has many forms you see, so it is the subject of much intrigue for humans. Whether or not being one is your choice, you cannot have a complete analysis of your human form without exploring all aspects of it, intercourse included."

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"Statement: I am well aware of those terms, meatbag, posessing a full Standard dictionary file." There were words in there that he never wanted to be forced to use, especially in relation to himself.

"And I would rather my data be incomplete than engage in those sorts of activities. I am still an assassin droid in regards to my cognitive functions, not an insane, fetishistic meatbag." This was much different from what he had expected a doctor's appointment would be like. Maybe he really could inspire some madness here!

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"Very well then," Dr. Disraeli finally consented to drop it. If anything, his patient was certainly fixed in his beliefs and wouldn't be budging anytime soon. A pity really. If he were to explore that yet untouched area of human anatomy, then perhaps "HK-47" would loosen up a bit more.

"Would you like to discuss something more to your liking then?" he offered, "Mostly I've only heard of your problems, but surely there is something you enjoy?"

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"Statement: Breaking into the doctor's offices at night and stealing their personal effects is always amusing. Especially if someone notices the intrusion and attempts to forcibly stop the robbery." HK's eyes gleamed with happy memories of repeatedly stabbing a mutated nurse with a plastic pen. "I didn't manage to get to all of the offices, but I'm sure that I'll manage sometime." He'd quite securely hidden the little 'Nintendo DS' datapad away from any attempted search of his cell, so he had no reason to worry about any ramifications of his statement.

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"Pardon?" Dr. Disraeli asked him to repeat, the doctor not understanding, "You've broken into offices during the evening?"

The questions were only a cover. Jizabel himself knew there had been break-ins into his own room due to the problems with her beloved left-hand drawer. But here he had a patient admitting that he had broken in. And during the night time hours! Patients shouldn't even be out at that time. Even so, Jizabel had considered that there were one or two who could escape somehow or another, and that the nurses probably spent the entire evening tracking them down, but the thought was still a little much to think on.

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"Affirmative: Yes! It's quite a common practice among the meatbags here. Every once in a while it will actually be noticed by the guards, and then things just become even more entertaining." He still had yet to figure out what that cold thing filled with bugs that had attacked them in the office corridor had been, but it had been interesting. At least, once one was outside of the target radius. The nurses had been far more amusing, of course, but it had been so dissapointing when it had been determined that even under the infulence of violent persuasion, the mutated things still refused to say anything except 'AUGH!'

"Statment: It is mostly productive and profitable, but it has also resulted in putting some strong painkillers in the hands of a distinctly irresponsible meatbag, which resulted in the painkillers entering my system. 'Being stoned' should have also been mentioned in my list of problems with the general state of meatbag existence."

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"Are you saying that you have overdosed on painkillers?" Dr. Disraeli asked and disregarded the rest. That was a matter that no doctor could overlook. He needed to be sure that the patient was first being truthful - since he knew what 'being stoned' was opposed to the more correct term, he probably was - then determine how to handle things from there.

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"Affirmative: Completely without my consent, yes. I have. The meatbag put the stuff in the liquid I was drinking during a meal. Fortunately, he remained idiotic enough to get himself sedated for hitting me, once he discovered that he still could not get the better of me at that point, even though I was unable to think or see straight." Among other things, HK hazily remembered some talk of molestation during that conversation. Yet another unwanted reminder of how obsessed every meatbag seemed to be with sex.

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He'd been drugged. That was.... just a little different, but not necessarily a better option. At least now he wasn't having to worry over a possible addiction or abuse scenario. "This person is another patient here?"

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"Affirmative: Yes. Another assassin, but obviously not a droid." SubZero was possibly along the lines of a demented yet slightly precosious HK-24, if a comparison had to be made at all. "Helpful enough in a fight, but prone to occasional idiocy." And semi-occasional inappropriate conduct.

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Landel's Mental Institution seemed to be full of assassins, patients and staff alike. How amusing.

"Idiocy is a trait practically all humans share," Dr. Disraeli chuckled, "Or was he not a human prior to coming here?" Another patient, but not a droid could mean anything for "HK-47".

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"Statement: He was human. One of the few actually reporting citizenship of this planet." Honestly, did the doctors here think that all of these offworlders were here just because of the charming rustic feel to this planet? "And I would like to note with the fact that the entire inmate population is composed of highly dilusional individuals, and the ammount of concurrence between said inmates' descriptions of monsters, deformed creatures, etc. by first-hand account or through the message board, and my own account of being able to stroll through the hallways at night, any staff member not even remotely curious as to what is going on here can be said to suffer from a terminal dearth of imagination and scientific curiosity."

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"And you put up with him?" It was a fair enough question considering how much "HK-47" seemed to despise the race.

More talk of monsters had the doctor leaning back in his chair. "This is only the second time I've heard mention of monsters spoken of amoung my patients," and don't think that I am not interested Jizabel added in the back of his head, "That is less than half reporting such things, so I'm afraid that unless others begin attesting to such things, I can only take those reports on an individual level."