The more Ed talked, the more Hughes wondered if maybe he should send him to Roy for this.

"Well, yeah, so did I," Hughes admitted. "In a general sense. But trust me, it didn't help me any. And... well... I only really knew about it with girls. Not.... the other. And even knowing the basics, it turns out that didn't matter much at all. There's a lot more to it than just... you know. Tab A into Slot B."

He cleared his throat, still flushing bright red himself. It wasn't that sex was a difficult subject for him to talk about, it was just that Ed's reactions were getting to him.

"Alright, look, there's no reason to be embarrassed about this."