The Intercom (
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damned_institute2012-01-31 01:20 am
Day 61: Intercom, Evening
Like clockwork, the intercom came on at the end of the hour. And like clockwork, the Head Doctor began the first of his concluding daytime announcements with abnormal levels of cheer and good will.
"Good evening, everyone! What a fun-filled day we've had, hm? You must all be tuckered out and ready for bed."
Why, the man seemed unwilling to say.
"Never fear. We're nearing the end." He paused thoughtfully. "The main course of our dinner menu tonight is gourmet spaghetti topped with our signature marinara sauce. We have garlic bread and Caesar salad for your sides as well as your choice of vanilla, strawberry, or chocolate ice cream for dessert. As usual, we will have our assortment of drinks and vegetarian alternatives. If you're partial to that little extra omph, we have parmesian cheese available upon request."
There was another pause, this time with papers rustling in the background. "Take care not to stain your letters now. Bon appétit!"
The intercom clicked off.
"Good evening, everyone! What a fun-filled day we've had, hm? You must all be tuckered out and ready for bed."
Why, the man seemed unwilling to say.
"Never fear. We're nearing the end." He paused thoughtfully. "The main course of our dinner menu tonight is gourmet spaghetti topped with our signature marinara sauce. We have garlic bread and Caesar salad for your sides as well as your choice of vanilla, strawberry, or chocolate ice cream for dessert. As usual, we will have our assortment of drinks and vegetarian alternatives. If you're partial to that little extra omph, we have parmesian cheese available upon request."
There was another pause, this time with papers rustling in the background. "Take care not to stain your letters now. Bon appétit!"
The intercom clicked off.

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That he did not miss.
"Ah, I was just hoping you might know reality as I know it..." ZEX tried to smile back at him. "Very few people here seem familiar with things as I know them... strange, since I'm so used to dealing with the unpleasant history between our species when I talk to humans." He picked at his food a little more. "Sometimes it's hard to even imagine living without interstellar travel... it was such a fact of life back home."
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What kind of species did he mean, anyway? All Byrne knew were animals and apparently sentient computer programs after what Renamon told him today. It had to be something that could travel through space, so (ignoring the immediate thoughts of how technologically impossible that was as far as he knew) 'Zex' was probably some sort of alien. Thing.
Seriously?
Hopefully Byrne wasn't staring at his roommate a little funny right now. (He was staring, wasn't he? Crap.) "So if you weren't human, then, uh, what were you, exactly?" Could that question have been asked any more awkwardly? Geez, clearly he was going to have to get used to conversing with people like Renamon and 'Zex' in a way that wouldn't make him sound rude...or just completely stupid.
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Although, he could have been projecting a little.
"I was a VUX." The likelihood of Byrne knowing what that was was incredibly low, but ZEX couldn't help but hope for a little recognition in his tiny eyes. "An alien species native to Beta Luyten, although I no longer reside there personally." Prejudiced fools. "When I came here, they gave me this body instead of my natural one." He touched his forehead, where his hair was slowly starting to grow back around his scar. "It's been... an adjustment."
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But now Byrne was curious. What was a 'vux' and what did it look like? Yeah yeah, 'Zex' said it was an alien species, but that could mean anything. Was it one of those creepy insect-like aliens, did it have tentacles, did it look like a human with blue skin and three eyes? Normally he'd refrain from asking for details to avoid any sort of faux pas, but for crying out loud, how often did one meet an alien?
Oh, the stories Byrne would tell Kay whenever he got out of here!
He became more and more aware that he was staring at his new roommate funny, but at this point he just couldn't help it. "I've never heard of a 'vux' before. If you don't mind me asking, what does one look like?"
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"Let's see...well, firstly, we don't have your tiny double eyes. We have one central eye, here." He gestured at the center of his face. "We also don't have your odd patchworks of hair, and tend towards green in terms of color. We have a series of feelers around our head that let us keep track of our environment, and we don't our mouths so close to our faces." He traced his hand downwards from his face a little. "We have a trunk instead, with a long and prehensile tongue we use for various tasks."
A moment, and ZEX held out his hand, turning it back and forth. "And we don't have these, your hands and fingers, correct? Our arms are much longer and more flexible, and much stronger, and just taper down to a tip." He paused in thought. "We were also amphibious and had webbed tails... I haven't seen any humans here with tails, so I assume that's specific to our species."
ZEX tried to give Byrne a smile, just as unnatural looking as always. "It's been an adjustment getting used to this body... and the various ways humans communicate with each other. The showing of teeth and maneuvering of the strips of hair over your tiny eyes, things like that. Not that I'd complain about having to study your species so closely..." If only the circumstances had been somewhat different, this would have been a dream come true.
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In fact, it was hard to stop himself from smirking outwardly at the picture in his mind. Really hard. To the point where Byrne quickly threw a hand to his mouth and coughed to cover himself the moment he caught a smile creeping across his lips. Whoops.
Welp, he couldn't say he didn't expect to hear something like this. Guess this also explained why Zex seemed to move around a little awkwardly, especially when he smiled. "I see," the prosecutor mused, leaning back in his chair and folding his arms across his chest. At least he'd finally stopped gawking at Zex like he'd just seen a two-headed horse. "I can't imagine what it must be like to suddenly wake up in a completely different body. How does Landel do it, I wonder?" That was something Renamon had only been able to answer with a few possible guesses. Did Zex have an answer, perhaps? Or maybe nobody knew. Wouldn't be a surprise if that were true.
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"It's been very difficult. Your human hands have been particularly troublesome, and your vision is so poor. Not having a proper tongue has been an adjustment as well..." ZEX waved a hand in a vague way, something that would have been clearer with a sinewy tentacle arm. "I've been investigating how this has been done myself, without much success... they went through a great deal of effort to create false lives for all of us, and I still don't know for what purpose. It's very frustrating."
A moment, and ZEX scratched at the wound on his forehead. "They've done things here that shouldn't be possible... they appear to have a mastery of the body that even the Umgah would envy. To put it to this purpose..." ZEX paused, then sighed. "I do wish more around here made sense."
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As proof, the admiral's frustrations at being changed from an...alien thing into a human were believable and real. And as further proof, well, everything Renamon said ever proved that this place was just full of lies. "It really is frustrating, and I don't get the point of our so-called real lives, either," Byrne agreed, shaking his head. "It's just something there to piss us off." Seriously. Beyond making the staff and the nearby town believe this place was full of crazies, it made no sense. They could just as easily leave this as a secluded military operation and leave it at that.
And--wait. Did Zex really just say 'umgah'? Umgah?? Oh--there it was again. Having to cough to cover another grin. This not being offensive thing was really, really hard to do. "You're telling me. I'm still trying to get used to the idea that there are actually people from other worlds here." Just because he'd agreed that there were definitely other dimensions out there didn't mean it was any easier for him to truly accept that fact. But...maybe he'd get used to it. Eventually.
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He thought about his encounter with DAX, the identity crisis that came with it, and hopefully that wouldn't show too much in his tone. Byrne didn't seem terribly upset so far, and lighter conversation could improve his mood. ZEX tried to smile again.
"Such an odd idea to me... it's been difficult for me to adjust to people not being from other worlds. A vast coalition of species united against each other all across hyperspace... the idea of humans not knowing any of the species I'm familiar with... it's like going back in time. Very strange." No harm in glossing over the War for now.
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Then Zex went on, briefly mentioning something about 'a vast coalition of species' across space all 'united against each other'. Now that sparked up a whole different kind of interest. "You mean there was a huge space war where you came from?" Byrne asked, blinking in surprise. ...And there he was staring dumbly again. It was hard not to, though, after what his roommate just said. Aliens, space travel, and now an intergalactic war? Zex just...just popped right out of a typical sci-fi movie, didn't he? Goodness.
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Byrne seemed to show some interest in the War. Understandable, it did involve his species after all, and if they hadn't been involved in this reality, surely there'd be no reason to hold any of his actions against him. "Yes, there was a war some time ago... almost twenty years ago." If his sense of time hadn't been completely ruined here. "The Ur-Quan Hierarchy against the Alliance of Free Stars. In the end, the Hierarchy was victorious, and sealed the surviving members of the Alliance underneath slave shields on their respective home worlds." A slightly awkward moment. "Unfortunately, your species was a member of the Alliance. As a result, I didn't have much chance to speak with humans until I was brought here."
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"My last roommate told me a similar story," he said, frowning. "It all sounds so suspicious, but I have no clue why it's all happening." No matter how he tried to find reasons for the whole 'real life' thing, it still made no sense.
Byrne also had no clue how to respond to this war Zex was telling him about. So in his other...dimension-like place, humans are slaves to this Hierarchy group? Should he at least be glad to hear humans decided to join the side called Alliance of Free Stars? Should he be wondering what happens to those under these 'slave shields'? Besides, y'know, slavery. Whatever - point is, what was he supposed to say to that, anyway? 'That sucks' didn't seem like the proper response here, as much as he just wanted to just leave it at that. How to word this...
"I...see. So it's safe to assume that humanity is in a, um, bad situation where you come from, then?" There. That was a more roundabout and polite way of saying 'that sucks'.
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ZEX leaned back a little, not entirely sure how to express the gravity of the situation with human features. They jumbled them up in such strange ways, it didnt make any sense.
"Yes, you could say that. It really was such a shame... I'd always had such a fascination for your species, and after you went under the shield, I thought I'd never see another human again." Until his Captain had appeared so suddenly, and what a delightful surprise that had been! "Coming here where everyone is human, or appears human at least, was something of a shock at first. So many beautiful bodies to admire..." He was trailing off slightly near the end.
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But it wasn't so great to think too much about depressing details like this, so Byrne went back to thinking about that intergalactic war and the other depressing fact that apparently humans were in a terrible situation in Zex's dimension-place. At least it wasn't a fact that specifically applied to him and someone he'd come to know, right? Instead, he could be content to listen to another non-human person talk about his world (a place that Byrne would never see), how humans fascinated him, how it was strange being human, andandahwnahohawoahwoahwaitwait what did he just say about bodies?
Byrne's eyes shot over at his roommate again, and this time the staring was for a damn good reason. No doubt about it. Zex seriously just said something about admiring beautiful human bodies. Uhhhh. Awkward, much?
"You're, uh..." Uh. "Um..." How the hell was he supposed to even respond to that? "'Admire', you mean...?" Yeah, just what did he mean, exactly? Because Byrne could only think of one meaning for that, and it wasn't a very clean meaning at all. (Even though perhaps he shouldn't think like that because the guy was supposedly an alien, so maybe it meant something...different to him? Uh. Hopefully.)
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"Oh... that is sad news," ZEX said eventually. "I'd spoken with McCoy before... I didn't know something had happened to him."
However, something else he'd said apparently had bothered Byrne in some way, as his expressions and speech patterns changed. ZEX ran over what he'd said in his mind and couldn't find anything objectionable. How peculiar! He might as well elaborate either way.
"Yes, admire." This topic did always brighten his mood somewhat. "Your species is so different from mine, so marvelously varied and strange! Your odd patchworks of hair, your tiny double eyes, your calcium protrusions, your gaping mouth holes, it's all so wonderful to behold." ZEX sighed fondly. "You really are such works of art... it's a shame more of my people don't see things the same way."
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The pained look on the apparently-was-once-an-alien's face made Byrne feel rather bad for telling him that it was a friend, even though he'd had no way of knowing that Zex was familiar with McCoy until now. (This was why he always let the detectives do that whole 'breaking the news' thing to families during murder cases. He'd never found it easy to tell someone such bad news...) He still felt bad, even after Zex apparently said that one thing that was um. Yeeeah.
Well wait. After Zex's explanation, it made more sense. In a 'different cultures, different mindsets' way. So admire did mean...oh. O--okay. Ha. Ha ha. He thinks humans are aesthetically pleasing because he doesn't know much about them or something. Not...yeah. Ha ha. Byrne knew what he meant. Meant that all along. Yep. Yep...
"Oh." He laughed, trying to shake his awkward feelings off. Wasn't really working so well, but at least he was trying. "I understand..." Aaaand leaving it at that. Before this topic got any more awkward. Sheesh.
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There, it seemed that Byrne had been eased by his explanation! Really, there was no reason it should have alarmed him in the first place. Humans were such silly creatures. "Ah, I'm glad. I've had so much trouble with people understanding my... unique viewpoint before. My countrymen in particular disagreed with me strongly on several points. Their loss, really."
ZEX turned back to his food to try and eat a little more. Dinner wouldn't last much longer, and McCoy had told him to eat more. He could at least do that much in his memory.
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After finishing one bite of spaghetti, he glanced back over to Zex and said, "Well, ah, try to eat as much as you can and be careful when they let us loose, okay?" Not that Zex needed the warning, he being here longer than Byrne, but the prosecutor wanted to be polite, and even if his roommate seemed a little...weird, he didn't seem like a bad guy who deserved to get eaten by something out there.