[from here (http://community.livejournal.com/damned/938569.html?thread=71291721#t71291721).]
As Porky strode into the center of the main hallway, he couldn't help but idly wonder what his companion would actually look like. True, they had used a (sometimes) female name and equally feminine handwriting in the bulletin post, but then, so had Porky. It would be nice if Porky's mysterious rendezvous was actually a girl, though.
And then Porky saw him and all hopes of having an attractive partner to work with were violently crushed beneath a massive (and admittedly magnificent) beard. Chris really hadn't been kidding when he had said he hadn't been able to shave his beard here. What's more, that beard was attached to what looked like over 200 pounds of muscle and intimidation. In short..."Christ" was not Porky's type, to say the least.
Porky waved his torch at the towering figure as he approached.
"Good Lord!" Porky said, a grin on his face, "You've really let yourself go, Chris! What ever happened to maintaining that girlish figure of yours?"
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As Porky strode into the center of the main hallway, he couldn't help but idly wonder what his companion would actually look like. True, they had used a (sometimes) female name and equally feminine handwriting in the bulletin post, but then, so had Porky. It would be nice if Porky's mysterious rendezvous was actually a girl, though.
And then Porky saw him and all hopes of having an attractive partner to work with were violently crushed beneath a massive (and admittedly magnificent) beard. Chris really hadn't been kidding when he had said he hadn't been able to shave his beard here. What's more, that beard was attached to what looked like over 200 pounds of muscle and intimidation. In short..."Christ" was not Porky's type, to say the least.
Porky waved his torch at the towering figure as he approached.
"Good Lord!" Porky said, a grin on his face, "You've really let yourself go, Chris! What ever happened to maintaining that girlish figure of yours?"