He had to give Homura credit. This was far beyond any ridiculous story Tamaki could conjure up, and Kyouya found it a challenge to keep a straight face. It didn't help that Kyouya couldn't quite tell whether Homura was being completely serious or simply messing with him. Instinct told him that the man believed what he was saying, but... really. A half-god?

Different times. Different worlds.

Fine. He could bite.

"I'm assuming battle didn't kill you either," Kyouya said mildly.