Really? Find a place with sunglasses? That's the beginning of your plan?

At least the rest of it, when outlined, wasn't quite so obvious. So he was the theft in this particular endeavor. Very well - shouldn't be too hard at all, especially with the pockets the raincoat provided. He wasn't going to admit he was kind of thrilled with this whole thing. It was all so... human. Low-key criminal human. Even if his family wasn't exactly legal in any way, Edward didn't do any of the forging and copying and bribing himself; Carlisle usually handled it. And if not him, then Esme - and watching Esme bribe was a sight to see.

He looked up and down the street, nothing the names of what stores he could see. The nurses hadn't even provided them with a map - and unfortunately the one he'd memorized hadn't included Doyleton (or even alluded to its existence.) Bath and Beauty, Pearl's, Callahan's... the latter looked the most promising, he surmised. "I suppose we can just drop to each store until we find what we're looking for," he said, his way of accepting his role without the unnecessary words. "Shall we start at Callahan's? It has the makings of a Wal-Mart, so I'd say it's our best bet."