"Other patients?" Artemis asked. "My nurse didn't say anything to me about another patient. I was referring to the preserved eyeballs in your drawer. I discovered them about a week ago when searching for a way to combat you. So it goes without saying that I obviously broke into your office during the night and rifled through your personal things. I suppose it was terribly rude of me, but I don't suspect to remember that this particular incident occurred once I leave this office."

Artemis looked up at Disraeli and flashed him a pleasant smile. He was clearly going off the deep-end--it didn't occur to Artemis for a second that he might be able to get away with breaking and entering should he just agree with Disraeli that he'd overheard a nurse talking about preserved eyes.

"But yes, I agree with you. Should the nurses be talking about other patients with such reckless abandon, they should be relieved of their positions. Patient-doctor confidentiality is serious business."