And god fucking damnit, that was a long walk. If he got to Haine's room and he was sitting there on his pale naked ass - which was very pale when naked, as Badou now knew - watching imaginary TV or something... Badou was just going to shoot him in the face. With his water pistol. Yeah, take that Haine.
He would heal in ten seconds, but it would be a satisfying ten seconds. Until he got his face smashed in. Come to think of it, it'd probably be more like a satisfying .5 seconds.
...He really needed to stop thinking about maiming Haine. Before it was ok because Haine was being a dick, but now it was getting creepy. Maybe he hadn't burnt off all of that lazer-guided fury yet.
He tucked the water pistol under his arm so he could open the door and let himself in, talking around his second cigarette, "I'm not late, man, don't even start bitching."
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And god fucking damnit, that was a long walk. If he got to Haine's room and he was sitting there on his pale naked ass - which was very pale when naked, as Badou now knew - watching imaginary TV or something... Badou was just going to shoot him in the face. With his water pistol. Yeah, take that Haine.
He would heal in ten seconds, but it would be a satisfying ten seconds. Until he got his face smashed in. Come to think of it, it'd probably be more like a satisfying .5 seconds.
...He really needed to stop thinking about maiming Haine. Before it was ok because Haine was being a dick, but now it was getting creepy. Maybe he hadn't burnt off all of that lazer-guided fury yet.
He tucked the water pistol under his arm so he could open the door and let himself in, talking around his second cigarette, "I'm not late, man, don't even start bitching."