"Oh, dear..." Porky sighed as Evangeline's bishop moved out of its proper place.

Of course, Porky was actually delighted, but he dared not show it. With Evangeline's bishop out of place, there was finally a weak point for Porky to attack. If Porky excelled at anything, it was sensing when his opponent was weak and striking at their most vulnerable points. Within a few turns, Evangeline's precious defense had all but crumbled. There was the pesky matter of Evangeline's ambitious bishop, but that was merely an act of desperation on Evangeline's part, most likely. In any event, Porky's remaining knight and one of his bishops were once again ready to strike.

"So," Porky said almost dully, "What do you think you should do, my dear Evangeline?"