"Nah, not a boyfriend, just someone she's circling around and he's circling back," Junpei replied. "Not that she'll admit it, but I already gave the guy a talkin' to."

He shrugged. "I've been here something like four days and the others have been here longer. I think Yuka-tan and Ken have been here a couple weeks. It makes no sense, but apparently this guy that yoinked us all here and stuck us in Okiwhiphawpa has some creepy-ass powers and shit."

He paused, uncomfortably. "If you, uh, believe in that stuff."