"Wha-?" Porky shouted when Raine asked him if he was a Magypsy, "How dare you call me a Magypsy! I've never insulted you so vilely! Honestly! I could have been a lot more rude to you, but no! I was polite!"
After ranting and raving for a few more minutes, Porky suddenly went absolutely silent mid-sentence. After that, his face went beet red and he bowed his head in repentance.
"Ah...I...beg your pardon," Porky said sheepishly, "I forgot you had no idea what a Magypsy is. While it's true that they're immortal, it's also true that they're...transvestites. Actually, I was gagging earlier at the mere thought of them...I know you didn't mean to insult me, but...they're just so...so...hairy...and they wear all this makeup and wear these bizarre outfits..."
"As for the needles, I have no idea how they cause the Magypsies to live so long," Porky said, grinning weakly, "And, again, I apologize for shouting. If you knew what Magyspies were like, I'm sure you'd understand."
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After ranting and raving for a few more minutes, Porky suddenly went absolutely silent mid-sentence. After that, his face went beet red and he bowed his head in repentance.
"Ah...I...beg your pardon," Porky said sheepishly, "I forgot you had no idea what a Magypsy is. While it's true that they're immortal, it's also true that they're...transvestites. Actually, I was gagging earlier at the mere thought of them...I know you didn't mean to insult me, but...they're just so...so...hairy...and they wear all this makeup and wear these bizarre outfits..."
"As for the needles, I have no idea how they cause the Magypsies to live so long," Porky said, grinning weakly, "And, again, I apologize for shouting. If you knew what Magyspies were like, I'm sure you'd understand."