"N-No! Well, I suppose it is a little unusual, but it's nothing that I haven't...Uh...Which is to say..." Porky stammered. Ugh! He had managed to be so calm up until now!

"What I mean to say, is that we also have immortals," Porky said after finally managing to calm down, "They're called Magypsies, and they..."

Oh, God. Porky shouldn't have had such a big breakfast, because just thinking of Magypsies made him nearly gag. Those skimpy outfits they wore...their hairy legs...and...all that makeup...

"Ah, pardon me," Porky finally gasped after nearly vomiting, "As I was saying, they don't technically live forever, but they'll only die after the needle they guard is pulled, which means that they live for millenia at a time. Although..."

Porky looked around and then leaned in a little.

"Truth be told..." he whispered, "I am immortal."