See, when people asked him why he was such an asshole he was going to point this out as evidence of what happened when he tried to be slightly less assholeish. "That's not praise, it's a statement of fact. At the risk of falling asleep halfway though a political lecture, what are you fighting for anyway?"

Badou bit off the end of his fried stick-o-salt french fry. "And speaking of things that can be done, you didn't bring those cigarettes with you, did you?"