"Well, if you don't want to have to run, you'd better learn how to walk properly soon! You won't always have a bed to lean on, you know," Porky said cheerfully. Ha ha ha! Porky could read this guy like a book! It would be so easy to manipulate him.

That bit about the name confused Porky, though.

"Of course we have names," Porky replied, furrowing his eyebrows, "What, are you from so far back that humans couldn't even talk or something? No wonder you were so confused by all the things I said earlier! Anyway, my name is Porky Minch. And yours is...?"