Oh, dear. Porky's roommate looked strong at first, but if he couldn't even lift a hammer...Well, there was strength in numbers, in any case. All Porky hoped was that the newest member of the Pigmask Army wouldn't turn out to be a problem. Anyway, Porky saw potential in him and was sure that he would be a powerful ally one day. If he lived, that is.

"I can see that we still have things to work on," Porky said cheerfully, "But don't worry about it! If we run into anything too dangerous, we can just run away if you don't think you can handle it!"

Porky had known this guy long enough to know that if anything could motivate him, it was his pride. If Porky could insult him enough, it would no doubt make Porky's roommate work far harder than necessity alone.

By the way, he had a name, right?

"Excuse me," Porky said, "If I may ask, what's your name?"