"Oh, excellent!" Porky said happily, clapping his hands together, "I'm so glad you've decided to join me and the Commander! Oh, that's who we'll be joining up with, by the way. Anyway, we can talk about learning to read later, but you'll have to survive the night, first. I have some first-aid kits in case any of us get hurt, and I'm pretty sure that I have a hammer around here somewhere that you can use to fight if we find a monster, which we probably will. Oh, You don't know what a hammer is, do you? So sorry! I keep on forgetting you're from the ice age!"

Porky fished around under his bed for the bucket he had stored all of the tools in last night. When he found it eventually, he grabbed the hammer and held it out in front of his new roommate.

"Here," Porky said, "You remember how to hold things, right? Anyway, hammers don't require any skill whatsoever. All you do is swing them. You look like a strong guy, so something like this should be perfect for you! As for walking around, we'll wait up for you, but you'll have to learn how to walk quickly and maybe even run, too."