"Oh, you have absolutely no idea what night is like here!" Porky stammered, "Oh, it's hell on earth! There are monsters everywhere and everything seems to be allied against us! Last night I saw this massive ape-beast fighting four other patients, and they just barely beat it!"

...Yeah, like this guy would believe that.

"Maybe I should phrase this differently," Porky said, "You said that you were a saber-tooth tiger originally, right? Well, night may have been all well and good for you, chowing down on all those defenseless humans and whatnot. Now, I want you to imagine what it'd be like being a human in the same situation."