http://piggy-king.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] piggy-king.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_institute 2009-03-03 12:00 am (UTC)

"Ah!" Porky exclaimed, "Your first steps! Good, good! You're getting used to your new body!"

Porky looked around for something that he could use to help his new roommate. A flashlight caught his eye.

"Here," Porky said as he picked up the flashlight, "The next thing you ought to learn is how to hold things with your new hands! If you really were a saber-tooth tiger before you came here, than you don't have any experience with opposable thumb. You know, that weird looking finger jutting out of your hand? Anyway, you really ought to learn how it operates if you want to defend yourself. Try to hold this flashlight with your hand."

...Porky couldn't shake the feeling that he was speaking just like someone in a tutorial...

Whatever. It would all be worth it if his new roommate was willing to follow him.

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