"Oh, no need to be so cold!" Porky laughed, "I'm just telling you the facts! It's not like I'm trying to hurt you or anything. You looked perplexed, so I was trying to clear up that confusion!"

Look at him! He was standing so awkwardly! Porky couldn't help but snicker behind the ex-tiger's back.

"Anyway, it looks like you're having trouble adjusting to your new body," Porky said politely, "Is there anything I can do to help? Show you how to walk? How to jump? I may be old, but I'm guessing that I have a better understanding of a human's body than you do. No offense, of course."