Ha ha ha! Look at him, trying to be all threatening in a body he was totally unaccustomed to! Whoever this was didn't scare Porky one bit.

"No, I'm afraid that I haven't ever faced a saber-tooth tiger!" Porky said, grinning deviously, "For, you see...they've gone extinct! That's right! Not a single one is left alive nowadays! Then again, if you'd have liked to have a fossil as a body instead of a human's body, be my guest!"