While a lot of what the human was saying was completely lost on Diego - prehistoric? And why did he keep saying pork? - a lot of it very clearly hit home as well. Humanity's intelligence? Diego raised an eyebrow at that. In his experience, humanity's intelligence pretty much ended at sharp spears and yappy little dog creatures and those white things babies wore. Which he still found disgusting.
And never mind any of that, humans evolved? But that took millions of years at the very least. Was the human trying to say that Diego had been pulled millions of years into the future?
Or did all times exist at once after you died? That made more sense, somehow. Diego stuck with that theory to avoid any more confusion.
"...Crappy old body?" he repeated in a slow and dangerous tone. It was a tone that normally sent the animal it was directed to scampering for the hills, but it lost much of its threat when he didn't have the claws, fangs, and slow advancement on the prey to back it up. And Diego was painfully aware of that. "Have you ever faced a saber? I don't see any claws on you."
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And never mind any of that, humans evolved? But that took millions of years at the very least. Was the human trying to say that Diego had been pulled millions of years into the future?
Or did all times exist at once after you died? That made more sense, somehow. Diego stuck with that theory to avoid any more confusion.
"...Crappy old body?" he repeated in a slow and dangerous tone. It was a tone that normally sent the animal it was directed to scampering for the hills, but it lost much of its threat when he didn't have the claws, fangs, and slow advancement on the prey to back it up. And Diego was painfully aware of that. "Have you ever faced a saber? I don't see any claws on you."