Sabers? Oh, did he mean saber-tooth tigers? How odd...that would make him...
"You were around during the ice age?!" Porky said excitedly, "Oh my pork! Not only were you an animal, but a prehistoric one, too! Oh, this is so amazing!"
"Ah, I'm not sure that you know this, but humans have evolved since you were around. Right now, we're the dominant species on the planet! I'm sure all you animals had the advantage during the ice age and whatnot, but since then, humanity's intelligence has allowed us to make weapons that your claws and fangs couldn't hope to match! Luckily, you got that crappy old body traded in for this new human body!"
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"You were around during the ice age?!" Porky said excitedly, "Oh my pork! Not only were you an animal, but a prehistoric one, too! Oh, this is so amazing!"
"Ah, I'm not sure that you know this, but humans have evolved since you were around. Right now, we're the dominant species on the planet! I'm sure all you animals had the advantage during the ice age and whatnot, but since then, humanity's intelligence has allowed us to make weapons that your claws and fangs couldn't hope to match! Luckily, you got that crappy old body traded in for this new human body!"