"Well as long as we're playing pretend here, I'd rather not settle for the sidekick, if you catch my drift." Oh geez, what a load this guy was. Who did he think he was fooling?

It took a considerable amount of effort to resist laughing in the man's face as he, predictably, corrected himself. "Yeah, I know that. As does anyone else who's ever watched the movie, which is practically the whole planet." Peter sprouted a devious grin, unable to help himself. Typically he only mocked people when he was wearing the mask, but this nutso was just begging for it. "So how's Marion doing? You run into any snakes lately?"