He couldn't help but roll his eyes with the way Saber took the map from him. Here he was, offering it out of the kindness of his heart and she was acting as if he'd just wiped his ass with it. It's not like he meant to drip the sauce all over it. It was Yukari's fault for not understanding how serious the hostage situation surrounding his hat was.

"Well... a sword..." He scratched the back of his head. "There are people that supposedly can make them using magic, but there are like a bajillion people on the list and only like two people who can make them."

He let out a dramatic sigh. "It really sucks, though, cause I'd like to have one as well. It'd be a lot more effective than the baseball bat I've got now." Not that the bat wasn't adequate for the moment. He needed to get some nails to give it a bit more bite, but a real sword, like he was used to, would be better.