It was becoming more apparent to Ophelia that the man was merely inept when it came to women, but he didn't have to know that, now did he? Not when she was having so much fun with him.

"Ah, is that the reason, then? So you don't know how to deal with them in person, and so content yourself with staring in silence and imagining instead. How gorgeously tragic," she purred, fighting to keep from laughing hysterically out loud. "I'll bet you're a virgin, too. Am I right?" she added, neglecting to mention that she herself was a virgin (though she didn't much care).