Day 37: Men's Showers

I wouldn't really call this a locker room. More like a bathroom with lockers. The place was uncomfortably crowded, with almost every adult male patient being hustled into the showers at once, but Phoenix wasn't as annoyed by the claustrophobic, milling throng of bodies as he might have otherwise been. Every extra person was one more person who might end up standing between himself and Edgeworth.

He knew that the prosecutor would have a fit if he found out about this. He'd known since he'd tacked that first response up on the bulletin board. And in a way, he couldn't blame him. Phoenix knew that he jumped into things all-or-nothing more often than most people. At the same time, he had some kind of reality testing. He wasn't going to learn the basics of how to defend himself and suddenly decide that he was Rambo.

He found an unoccupied locker in the southwest corner and glanced around, trying to gauge how long he could possibly stall in a locker room, looking as if he was expecting something, before people started looking at him strangely. It would have been easier if he'd known something of the description of the man he was supposed to be meeting. As it was, all he had was handwriting and a military rank, neither of which guaranteed any particular appearance.

It's not as if there was a better way to plan this, though. "Yeah, meet me by the lockers. I'll be wearing gray and a smiley face, just like about a hundred other guys."

[for Hughes]

[identity profile] janus-006.livejournal.com 2008-12-02 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"I would recommend the knife, then," he said. Funny, he hadn't decided to put himself up on such a list. Probably because a) he already had a knife, and b) he wasn't exactly the 'sit-around-and-wait-patiently-for-weapons' kind of person, as evidenced by his earlier theft of the GoldenEye. Why waste time and effort on creating something new if it serves the same purpose as something that's up for grabs? At least when Q Branch had made weapons for him, they had been suitably devious. Poison pens, mine-detonator watches, x-ray cameras, and so on. If he could find someone who would make those for him, well...possibilities, possibilities. But for something as crude as a sword or easily-stolen as a knife? No thank you.

Oh, what he wouldn't do for an AK-47 with a full mag...

Armand seemed to be thinking about something else entirely, so Alec shrugged. He'd puzzle it out later. "Keep me informed," he said, meeting Armand's searching gaze with a noncommittal 'I have no idea what you're talking about' look. This one was actually genuine, as opposed to the fake one he'd had to perfect through years of espionage, in case of capture and interrogation.