Chances were that a nurse would be along shortly, much to Xigbar's dismay, but that didn't matter. The look on the dude's face was priceless, and he had to say, it was fun to finally get back into the swing of things with Luxord again. If he were a psychologist- oh wait, he was~!- he'd say that there had to be something screwed up about their relationship. The only time they got along was by ignoring their issues and focusing on something else. Hardly healthy, but then again, they were kinda frozen in place; people without hearts couldn't really change.

But damn if they couldn't make a really good show of it! Xigbar cinched his hold by sliding his other arm around Badou's waist, his own grin sharp and toothy as Luxord's as he taunted, "Heck no, we've already decided that. The answer is, 'Not you,' dude. 'sides, what more is there to talk about?" Of course, it wasn't like he was really going to rape Badou- or was he!?- but playing along with the man's very obvious, very pronounced fear was absolutely hilarious. He hadn't gotten to be horrible to someone in ages~!