"And that was when you knew you were in love, right?" Badou replied, joking mostly because who the hell threw scalpels? Artemis had the weirdest taste in friends, but he supposed knowing that any doctors who tried to mess with the guy would get a sharp metal instrument to the crotch was sort of comforting.

"Anyway, it's good to know. I'm going to get scolded for corrupting your innocence any minute now. You ok for next shift?"