"That thing that happened to me in the showers today. Also anything that ends with 'show me on the doll where he touched you.'" Badou replied, though the matter-of-a-fact tone didn't do much to hide the automatic glance around the room for Precilla and Ye of Wondering Hands. "Not that I'm suggesting you try this, but you could probably manage the nurse bondage if you used your head. I thought that was the whole point of being a genius."

He sighed, knowing full well that this conversation had turned pretty damn random. "Should we go back to that important and highly logical conversation we were having about how you're going to train dogs to save whales? We could talk about the other thing, but I've got no advice and if you started crying into my shirt you'd probably develop a low-grade addiction. Or, you know, lung cancer."