Badou looked over at that interesting spot on the ceiling and tried valiantly not to laugh. Much. Mostly. His mental image had less stripping and more Artemis tripping over the edge of the table.

"You don't have anything they haven't seen. Well, unless you do but then I don't really want to know. At least you didn't get molested?" Badou offered, which was apparently supposed to be comforting.

"I think if you tied her up your nurse might start wondering a whole lot of other things too."