Nothing interesting. Just the usual welcome stuff and the advice that only fools wouldn't take. How could anyone truly believe that any of the lies here were real? It was pathetic.

He listened though, only half paying attention. Izuru stood a better chance of actually believing what was said if it came from Rangiku at any rate. Just as Yamada had hardly believed a word he'd said. Though that one had been much more fun to tease when he'd first arrived.

"I don't imagine Izuru'd be fallin' for somethin' like that anytime soon," he commented. While the temptation might be there, would Izuru really let himself fall into another web of lies. He made it sound innocent enough, but the other shinigami could take it as they liked.