"You can tell just by looking at him, really--he's far too pretty and wears his hair completely differently than most men," Jiraiya replied, shrugging a little. "And by the way he acts. He's too melodramatic to be a straight man, and the rest of the time, he acts far too removed from his emotions. Straight men don't need to hide that much."

He took another bite, chewing it thoughtfully. "Most boys wouldn't have gotten so angry if their rival seemed to be stronger than them--he got pissed and petty, when most would've just taken it as a push to get stronger. It was almost like watching a cat fight when he challenged you on the roof."

Jiraiya had seen part of it, anyways, and it had been enough. Really, it was just obvious to him. Sasuke acted more like a woman than some women did.

"But that boy is so repressed that he wouldn't recognize his own sexuality if it dropped an entire gay bar on top of him," Jiraiya nodded, as if that was an absolute truth. "So, no, I'm not surprised."