"Aidou!" Naruto said, making a face. "We were in the middle of a mission and then when I turned around Aidou had his mouth on his neck. And Sasuke was all -- " Naruto paused, lowering his voice some and trying to imitate Sasuke's usual tone. "'Stay away, don't interfere!' It was weird."

But what was weirder was the urge he'd had to punch Aidou straight in the face and make him stay away from Sasuke forever.