Ed wished that he had his alchemy at full strength right then so that it would be perfectly possible for him to, if not disappear into the floor, then at least blow a large hole in the wall, slip through and close it after himself. Admittedly, if he had his alchemy at full strength then this situation would never have occurred in the first place.

"Help?" he sputtered. "But that's..." It made no sense! And now both of them had been utterly mortified while naked and in the shower together. He sighed heavily, pressing his forehead against the cool tiles for a moment before looking back at Tamaki and nodding, managing to smile again.

He listened as Tamaki spoke, recogniasing it as the same language but still having no idea what it meant. It certainly sounded kind of romantic he thought. "What does that mean?"