Beatrix barely kept herself from snorting and laughing out loud. This man was so hilariously bad at picking women up, she wondered if he'd ever gotten anyone other than one he could afford to lay with him. Nevermind, there were women pathetic enough to fall for this shit. Regardless, the Bride was highly amused.

Her lip quirked in a bit of a smirk. "Dangerous chances only really come to dangerous men," she replied. "Are you a bad boy, John?"