"Statement: It would certainly be advisable for the meatbags to establish some sort of said technical support center, but it seems that their limited intelligence has yet to provide such a system." River took great effort to make her sigh seem forced an alien to her very being. In a way, they were alike, though perhaps not in the manner she was leading him to believe they were.

"Statement: 'River' is the title that I have been assigned to respond to and is most frequently used by the meatbags here. It is assumed to make my unit seem more personable, as I have unfortunately been programmed to emulate meatbag behavior quite well." A pause for necessity. "Query: Is 'HK' your preferred title? My memory unit is more than capable of storing your full designation if preferred."