"Very well, this the duty of the father, to give the facts of life to his son." Xelloss nodded sagely, then leaned forward, to be a little closer to Phibrizzo before imparting this vital information.

"You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, or are drunk... they have sex. After the sex, if the man is virile enough and the female's womb is fertile, then a child will begin to grow inside. At first, it will be a tiny thing, but gradually it will grow the size of a baby. Then the woman's body can't take any more, and she pushes it out through her vagina."

Xelloss leaned back. "And that is where babies come from. Women squeeze them out from between their legs after having sex. I hope that clarified things."