[from here (http://community.livejournal.com/damned/187866.html)]

Jaunty and happy as he was, Captain Jack still made sure to look both ways before going out into the hall. He'd learned long ago that the universe had a sense of irony, and that sense of irony often expressed itself by mangling him or killing him when he finally had a good chance to get laid after a little dry spell.

Nothing yet, though.

And down the hall to the other block.