"I, insert name here, do solemnly swear to devote my life to ACROSS and the wonderful LORD ILPALAZZO! If he demands that I strip down, I will strip down. If he demands that I fall down a hole and encounter lots of sharp pointy objects, ravenous creatures, perilous puuchuus and strange afro haired men who claim to be directors then I will do so without fail! For the GLORY of ACROSS and the LOVE of my dear sweet LORD ILPALAZZO! HAIL ILPALAZZO!!"

Excel finished off her speech with a bright and cheerful belt, her hand high in the air in an eager salute.