"I think you're looking at this all the wrong way," Jack said cheerfully. "I mean, for the time being you're stuck being one of us meatbags, whether you like it or not - and you obviously don't like it. But while you're stuck like this, you might as well be the best meatbag you can be, and try out the range of experiences. I'm sure it'll give you useful insight in... whatever it is you do when you're not a meatbag. Assuming you get stuck being around us anyway." A shining smile. "Take your lemons and make lemonade and all that, instead of whining and letting the bullies throw them at you."