Al was pushed gently back down into his seat as one of the nurses went about cleaning up the mess. "Oh dear, looks like you've got a little bug, Jonathan. Do you feel like anything more is going to come up?"

"My name is Alphonse!" he snapped. "And what do you mean a 'bug', I just threw up hair!"

The nurse shook her head. "Calm down now, dear. You just take it easy today, and make sure you drink plenty of water, okay?"

Al stared at them in utter confusion as they finished cleaning up the mess and walked off, completely oblivious to the fact they were carrying off far more hair than half-digested food.