"No, she didn't bother to mention any side effects! Just stuck the damn thing in my arm easy as you please and then acted like I should be grateful for it. ...Oh god, am I turning purple? I think I'm turning purple."

He's not turning purple, of course, though he's caused the area around where the needle was jabbed in to be bruised just the slightest bit. Human skin sure can change weird colors, which was strange given that all their blood should be red. He hated it when he started trying to compare human and troll biology.

"Have you seen people start hurling their last mealbits up after being given one of these? Because that would be a good thing to know so I can avoid eating the food here more than I'm already avoiding it." At least until he gave in out of hunger or the effects of the injection wore off.