The comment came so far out of left field that the Once-ler was snapped out of his thoughts. “Just a pair of gree- why would you even think that? I’m a human, and yes, arm-length green gloves were a major part of my appearance, but really? Is that all you ever focused on? Did you not see the billboards?” The Once-ler’s face had been all over those damnable things. In a caricaturized (and disturbingly so!) form, but it was clear that there was a man attached to those gloved arms!

Any other words he had to say to Skulduggery Pleasant regarding his existence as a human were not to be, however, when the other man suddenly began choking. Seemed he really didn’t know anything about swallowing, impossible as that seemed. “Uh, do you need help? We could probably get a nurse or something….”